One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.
I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”
one time Timber was on the radio and I hit black ice and spun out and I thought “oh god I’m going to die listening to Pitbull”
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
'She's smart enough to make her way through medical school but
she can't figure out that she can't sleep with strangers all the time.'
- Ellen Pompeo on her character Meredith Grey
Ellen Pompeo Appreciation Week - #pompeoweek (Aug 25 to 31)
Day 3 - Quote(s) [said by Ellen and/or about Ellen ]